She's one of the few people actually on a current network show. She's Lainey on The Goldbergs.

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MALAISE FOREVER!

I thought you were messing with me. But there is one actually at least in development! That movie is shockingly better than it has any right to be.

Xander: I need somebody who gets me, and also somebody who's a
fighter, Stan. Just a tenacious smashin' bastard.
Stan: Yep.
Xander: He may be a little older…
Stan: Mm-hmmm.
Xander: Maybe a little balder…
Stan: Well…
Xander: But he's still the only player in NFL history to get two
safeties in a single game.
Stan: [pause] I'm…

I will never not upvote a reference to "H.O.T.S."

You're not a star!

What is that from? I know I've seen it.

Yeah, didn't the original show actually have people who were currently stars?

He was a much better foil than Frank was. Particularly because he was sometimes an ally.

Each movie getting worse, and each movie focusing less on Martin Freeman is not a coincidence.

I would never order one but when I'm at an event where there is a bunch of different pizzas. I will always have a slice if it is an option. It's one slice good but after that probably don't want anymore.

They came for the meme troll racists and I said nothing
They came for the gun toting racist and… actually this is going great!

I'll defend it.
1st movie: pretty good
2nd movie: uh, the scene with Bilbo and Smaug was great.
3rd movie: uh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……. You win.

Greasy pork sandwich in a dirty ashtray. Sorry.

Dragonball Xenoverse 2 is pretty bonkers. It plays very much like a fight in DBZ. Much more than this game does. It is super fast but with lots of space.

He is Cherokee Jack's cousin.

No, sir, I do not bite my Gigantic thumb at you sir; but I bite my Totally Huge thumb, sir.

Or Nitro from American Gladiators.

In the Trump version of Hamlet, Ophelia is too old for him.