Someone clearly thinks Shinji is best girl.

“I hate every Supe I see, from A-Train to the Deep...”
-Billy Butcher, Stop the Planet of the Supes, I Want to Get Off

Reading this reminds me why I only had a small number of dorks in my life who liked Armored Core as much as I did.

You *really* had to enjoy pouring over a list of mech parts, checking weight and energy usage (“Oh, I’d love to use energy weapons. But the generator is too heavy for my legs to carry”) to ensure your…

Let’s not forget the rampant trans erasure by having a small boy proudly announce that “Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina”!

Diabolically, she rebuked everyone from the pepper spray aisle!

Everyone knows human instrumentality was achieved in 2015. It’s a scientific fact.

I call it Sriracha-fication.

The dead can’t die.

“fans can also hop into an entry plug, the cylindrical cockpit device used to pilot Eva units,”

Dowd can be forgiven for confusing one of America’s great cities with Boston.

Then you’re gonna riot.

“C’mon guys, it’s basically a tie!” - a Tifa fan, probably.

He gets it from Barbara, who works at the Smithsonian.

No.

They’ve altered him and his powers enough for the movie that it could functionally be a different character.

You’d think China would love a movie where a Hong Kong’er gets put into submission.

I bet they took forever putting their spacesuits on!

American CHUDS: Shut up and dribble!

So you didn’t feel too bad when you shot up the place then?