How about Superman doesn’t kill because his powers have allowed him to see and hear and experience more human suffering than most other characters in his world?

Do you hear that loud whooshing noise?

Ah, I see Lanthimos has reached the Barry Lyndon phase of his directing career.

At least he was right about Digimon......

Wow. Scarlett Johansson has a lot of projects coming up!

Bauhaus Taco Bell > “Cantina” Taco Bell

Well, I’m just using a hypothetical. It could similarly be American tech that the US Government wants to advertise to its foes.

Whenever the government raises the spectre of UFOs and gets it widely reported, I expect the reporting is actually directed at whatever nation’s prototype equipment has been captured/filmed.

Keeps his Lupin figures on the mantle like a truly refined man.

Remember to buy lots of Pets.com stock!

Yet again you overlook all of us gothic organist fans by passing on Anna von Hausswolff’s Dead Magic.

Fuck this show.

1994, Bart Gets an Elephant

In a fresh twist, rather than adding members each year, this museum will annually disavow them.

I’m sorry, the correct answer is “cabbage”

I’m referring to a specific, infamously bad Wonder Woman costume (Ya know, from comics) to highlight the absurdity of my request and the punishment for failure to meet my standards.

Is that when the Russians in Afghanistan defeated the Space Monkey Mafia?

I swear if Wonder Woman doesn’t wear a leather jacket for the entirety of the film, I’m going to bully Patty Jenkins off of Instagram.

So with the hiring of Jim Lee we see that creativity is certainly not a requirement for being a Chief Creative Officer.

In classic Projekt Red fasion, I hope that when you whistle for your car to come to you, it gets inexplicably stuck on a fence post or blade of grass.