Are they dating? I remember Lorde talking about him on WTF a while back and I was like “hm, isnt that Lena Dunham’s bf?” and then I forgot that I cared until just now. 

“Alexa, play ‘Digger Digger’”

Is everyone being intentionally obtuse? They’re clearly referring to beverages with ADDED sugar. Good or bad, that is what these bans refer to.

They really leave all this bullshit out of those princess fairy tales...

I skimmed that headline too quickly and saw “Donald Glover” and “sexual harassment” and was so sad for a hot sec.

You just described a fantasy I didn’t know I had...

That was a really fun scroll reveal!

Paul F. Tompkins (my imaginary comedy husband) has a really good take on this.

Whenever I think of Gerard Butler...

Thank you, Jezebel, for reminding me to take my Vitamin D gummies (1 jar at home, 1 jar at work) and refill my Ativan prescription (.5 mg “as needed”, my doctor refuses to go higher or give me more than 2 refills at a time...)

No one is going to mention that she’s into ‘Disneybounding’?

Counter: Yes.

He’s not great in season 1, though.

Sausage stuffing. It’s the one and only thing I’ll continue to pick at (with my bare hands most likely) long after I’ve been filled to the brim. Usually while proclaiming to be ‘too full’.

That’s not a good wig.

This is one of my favorite skits of the last few years. Partly because Kate is so good in it and partly because of my weird crush on J.K. Simmons...

I hate starring this but it’s so accurate.

It’s such a bummer that show was canceled...