The Mountain can get it.

Thiiiiiiiis! Polar’s summer flavors have been on point this year. Raspberry Rose!

This went in a far more progressive direction than I imagined. Does this make John Cena woke?

How do I get my boyfriend to USE the dishwasher? He regularly puts his dirty dishes in the sink and I constantly remind him that dishwasher exists. His excuse is ‘I never had one growing up’ but we’ve lived together for 5 years and have had a dishwasher the whole time! And it’s not like he’s stacking his dirty dishes…

Is she...

but... what if it wasn’t...

Fine. As long as Jenny’s still dead.

Can’t I just send them the article and hope they get the hint?

He’s Ice Cube’s son!

Fuck, I forgot about this and this bummed me out so hard you guys.

A slide that includes Robin Hood: Men in Tights isn’t much of a slide....

Also using a script font for your signature. What am I supposed to think when you use Lucida Calligraphy to write your name in an email? What lovely penmanship? Grow up, Linda.

Also using a script font for your signature. What am I supposed to think when you use Lucida Calligraphy to write your name in an email? What lovely penmanship? Grow up, Linda.

Did you die? Are you dead now?

Boo

Yes! He’s got a pretty good face and he’s kind of charming in a douchey way.