I am totally going to start using "goodness of fit" as code for rating people's fuckabilty when out with friends.

I love that they are changing the calorie count to reflect actual serving sizes. I mean, when I drink a 20oz soda it usually says something like 2.5 or 3 servings. Why not just say one serving and have the numbers calculated out because I am not going to just drink half of one and then let it go flat. By the by, I am…

I think she can handle it. I loved her in Don Jon.

He is my favorite part of Girls. Say what you will about the character and the show, but Adam Driver's a great character actor who's really able to fully sink into a part and make even weird oddballs seem fully human

I don't know what his first pet's name was or what street he grew up on, but Ricky Van Veen's porn star name is definitely Dicky Van Peen.

This. I live out in the country. I have a septic line and use well water. Houses out here are cheap, cheap, CHEAP. My mortgage is half the amount I would pay to rent an apartment in a nearby city. I don't get people who want to live "off the grid" in neighborhoods. Everyone can see you, y'all. The further you are into…

I am missing the injustice here; she wants city services but not to pay city taxes. She admits to using the sewer lines but not paying the bills. They capped her sewer because she wouldn't pay to use it like all of her neighbors were. She's not in trouble for using solar power. She's in trouble for using an…

Yeah, but I would totally do Voldemort.

Where are these standards coming from?

It's like you don't even know what the internet is for.

Somewhere, Liam Hemsworth is thinking, "Bullet dodged."

ALL OF IT SO BAFFLING.

Alec Baldwin is less sad if you imagine Jack Donaghy saying the things that come out of his mouth.

"I won't be in tomorrow, Lemon, I'm being subpoenaed by the Gay Department of Justice."

This makes me wanna drink more Diet Coke so I can see flying oranges.

She can be as evil and she's wants to be, because she is fucking fantastic. Every time I am carrying an iced coffee I try to channel a little MLP as nancy botwin and give someone a wide eyed stare down.

It's a symbol of death, and carries essentially the same meaning as those who died. If not today, then tomorrow or some other time in the future.

Maybe stop worrying about how people choose become parents and start worrying about how smug you sound talking about something with which you seem to have zero actual experience.

Since it's already started, I'll put my inevitable grey comment here. It's not for infertile people, or people who struggle to conceive, to save the world & adopt all the babies. Fertile people are just as capable of adopting as those who struggle to conceive. It's not up to anyone but the parents to decide how they…

Yep, Ithaca. You and I have probably met, knowing this town.