It's amazing how great he is as a late night host considering how flawed he was as an SNL cast member. I'm so glad for him (and for America) that they gave him the opportunity to show his stuff, because he is by far my favorite host of recent memory.

I mean, of course you shouldn't watch it. But yeah, you should.

I'm so glad someone else likes "Vanderpump Rules." It's so amazingly trashy and I find Stassi FASCINATING- she's a self-aware sociopath. And, since I have so few names to drop, I'll share once again that I know Pandora and she is lovely and based on her behavior you would never know that she has…

Spoken like a true Hufflepuff. You know, I really doubt Pattinson's commitment to sparkle motion.

I live 45 mins away from Ithaca (near Watkins Glen) and go to Ithaca maybe once a month. It's a cool town due to the different types of activities available, but people are some crunchy-ass hippies. Reminds me of the Portlandia sketches.

Yeah but I feel bad for his daughters who were there too. And I don't mean Soon Yi.

I taught biology in Ithaca. How vaccines work was one of the things that I covered ad nauseum, in the hopes it will stick.

From the title, I assumed this lady was going to teach us how to do the Perfect Cast from "A Goofy Movie". I was very disappointed.

This is super sad.

Will Smith would agree that parents just don't understand!!

Not her fault! She kept looking for a VCR to watch it on!

I bet Bruce puts a Bruce Jenner action figure in his little helicopter and whispers, "You're free. You're finally free." when he flies it around.

They didn't specify with whom, did they?

Yeah, one of my most-liked status updates was a picture of a giant roach I killed. Imagine my joy when, with a particularly dramatic swell of the music, the roach appeared between pictures of my best friend's wedding and a picture of the San Francisco skyline.

my most liked status update was about nachos.

From the title I was seriously expecting that they cast a blonde white lady in the role.

Ditto The Heat. She was purposely a grimy, tough cop and that movie was goddamn hilarious.