Why do you hate her so much, Jezebel?

Yes, there are. It's not really the same thing - some women object to the depiction of women in pornography, the very sketchy ethics of amateur pornography, or even that porn has been chosen over them. It may trigger body-image issues, because much of mainstream porn tends to feature a particular few body types, and…

His whole TV career was jerking off on camera.

I've gotta say, I didn't think much of Lena Dunham before this happened but I have to give her props for responding gracefully and thoughtfully. Class act.

Respectfully, if you guys have something specifically against Vogue then it would be great if you would just write up a big retrospective piece. The more you make this about Lena Dunham and effectively force her to respond to this—which no matter how you slice it is a direct discussion about her body that invites a…

Jez,

Holy fucking YAWN.

Admit it, Jez. You were wrong.

Actually, her twitter response was much better: "Way cooler when people do things out of pure blind spite than out of faux altruism". Faux altruism describes this whole shitshow perfectly.

Anybody who owes anybody any money should read the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act.

Doubt it. Nothing makes me come harder than transferring $22 dollars from savings to pay a late Discover card bill in a straight-up panic while sitting on my boyfriend's face.

Psh TV scheduling is for olds. I watch all my shows at the funky cool new time of whenever the heck I want.

We certainly do. Sometimes we contemplate it quickly, sometimes in a leisurely fashion. Sometimes we're naked in the tub. Contemplating hard.

This. I hated it. It was one of the most screwed up books I've ever written, and the end left me so frustrated.

Ditto. It was readable, the way Pringles chips are edible. Neither reflects quality, though.

I wish this video was shorter and/or had more setups. I couldn't make it past about 3:00.

" because every story of a child hurt has my child's face on it"

I get what you're saying. I'm sorry people took what you said and used it to slam you and parents and general. But I think what you're saying is some degree of what I feel when I see stories like this. Before I had kids, I would read things like this and maybe still be shocked, sickened, and horrified. But now that I…

I totally interpreted this as "What happens if you die unexpectedly and you don't want family members to find your sex toys while they go through your home?"

Nnnno. I think you're thinking of a different First Amendment. The one we have clearly states that everyone is obligated to getting a television show. That there aren't cameras in my office right now (and cameras following those cameras) is a clear violation of my rights as an American.