The one where they go to the farm to visit Cam's family was somewhat amusing...otherwise two of them have actually made me feel angry while watching. Just terrible.

I am most happy that the unrelenting erection these awards shows have for Modern Family (which has become one-note, stale and unfunny IM(notso)HO) seems to be finally subsiding. Perhaps they grew concerned after the 4th year and saw their doctors?

Oh? Are you diabetic? Do you know exactly how it works? I've never passed out, and I've been diabetic for 31 years, but I know it's always a possibility. I have to have my doctor sign a letter for the DMV every fucking year to say that I am capable of driving, and if my doctor says I'm fine, YOU CAN GO FUCK…

Yes, I'm sure Lindy meant it literally. There's no way that it was ironic hyperbole used to make a point, or even this exact point.

Kris Jenner is cofounder of Life Change Community Church. This family is actually the worst.

Eh, pretty easily. I clean once a week, but my husband and I are generally untidy and we have two pets who shed. On Fridays this place looks pretty beat, but I'm generally able to get it under control in two hours.

This allows for a particularly nasty game of chicken, where a lazy person sits back and waits for their partner to give in and do all the cleaning. Sorry. Nope. Not a way that people who are worth staying in a relationship with behave. Pick your own chores that you'll actually do and make sure they're a fair share.

OMG, I know!! And when he says "I make messes," I'm like FUCK YOU, MORTY. Get up and help your wife before she breaks a goddamn hip!

Just echoing the message that you shouldn't mourn for the "great experience"...it's not that for everyone. Like you, my baby wasn't gaining enough weight when feeding at the breast, so I pumped and bottle-fed him breast milk. And, I have to say, I preferred that to breastfeeding, which stressed me out because I never…

I don't think my best friend, THE GHOST OF SUSAN B. ANTHONY, would be very pleased with you, Swiffer.

OMG. When she climbs on the unstable chair to clean their lighting fixture I always yell at my tv. BECAUSE MORTY IS TALL AND COULD PROBABLY REACH WITHOUT STANDING ON A RICKETY ASS CHAIR.

I really wanted to be this hippy dip mama who loved everything about being a mother. I really wanted to like BFing. But she didn't gain enough weight from me and once bottles and formula were introduced she wouldn't take my breast. It hurt really bad and it still does. Especially when I see stuff about how great an…

"Here is a very elegant picture of Gisele Bundchen simultaneously breast-feeding and getting her hair, makeup and nails done"
At least she's not yelling "What's your excuse" at the same time.

I love, love, love this photo series, and wish there were more.

It's also weird that people will go to a party that the Pratt's have been paid to attend.

So hair. Much shoulders. Many fabric wow.

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I'm in my 20s and most of my friends are nice guys, but they admit that dating younger women puts them in a position of power. I'm sure that the guy you dated was nice and I'm not saying this of Lorde's boyfriend because she's working and essentially lives an adult like, but going after teenage girls is creepy. Most…

Ms. Jolie, I suppose I can answer "when they can stand up on their own," but the more proper response would be, "When I drop a conspicuous amount of food on them that I can't just dab with a paper towel."