A big problem as well is that it can take anywhere from 30 days to three months (and sometimes longer) for HIV antibodies to be detectable by tests. So even a negative test isn't full proof, although obviously regular testing does greatly improve the odds of limiting exposure. However, if the industry continues to…

Why is Suzanne Venker going on Fox News when she should be at home making her husband a sandwich?

If you fancy yourself an overachiever, you won't like being a SAHM. I don't even know you and I promise you that. As another reply said, the kids will make sure you get NONE of this done. On both of my maternity leaves I was DYING to get back to being productive in the adult world. Being a SAHM is hard work of its…

You won't be able to work on any of your projects. The kids will make sure of that.

I want to buy her a drink.

I see the switch to Google+ has really classed up the YouTube comments section.

My mom made a music video for a contest at work with her office when I was a teenager. They dressed up like Fleetwood Mac and rewrote one of their songs to be about the company. This was probably like, year 1 or 2 of American Idol, because that is what the contest was themed after. They ended up winning the contest…

I find it hilarious that poor widdle Carrie thinks people who criticized her need Jesus. I guess making legitimate comments on a public figure's public performance is Satanic???

My husband and I watch SNL every Sunday morning while we drink our coffee and every Sunday morning we wonder aloud why we still bother.

Kate McKinnon didn't quite capture the marvelous "Comically bad high school kid auditioning for the school musical" line readings Carrie Underwood did so well.

Hellllloooooooo! Books? What are you reading? Anybody have some recommendations??

In Italy, I ordered a "succo di pompino" instead of a "succo di pompelmo." The latter means grapefruit juice. The former? Juice of blow job.

Best vocal pop performance includes both "Roar" and "Brave"?

Aarrgghh!!! If you're a coffee fiend, the caffeine is the whole goddamn point! Of course they were lying, just like my mom telling me tights kept my legs warm in the winter. No they fucking didn't, mom. Less cold, maybe, but not warm. (Sorry I got a little off topic. Need some more coffee, with caffeine,…

Jessica Biel says she "definitely" wants to make babies with Justin Timberlake.

1. While pregnant the only thing that made me sick was coffee. I live on coffee, I love it almost as much as I love my child. It was a horrible, dark and sleepy time.

Reminds me of this.

Pantene Phillipines has a thing for super emotional commercials that don't seem to have anything to do with shampoo.

On behalf of Christmas-loving atheists, I hereby welcome Christians to go ahead and Christ the Fuck Out all the want. Erect the most garish neon nativity scene in the world on your front lawn; I'll Instagram the shit out of it. Get all in my face and say MERRY CHRISTMAS like you're winning an argument with me; I'll…