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Lots of perfectly nice people have awful children. Having kids is like a box of chocolates, you never know if they'll end up being a douche.

It continues to blow my mind that a website dedicated to feminism consistently engages in anti anti-animal cruelty rhetoric. I'm a vegan. And I do not support the crazy shit that PETA does. But there are many many many many many paralells between systemic violence against women and systemic violence against animals-…

Life's too short to read crap like this in it's entirety. Jez, thanks for parsing it out so we could laugh at this self centered wannabe comic and move on.

"My eyes eye him, as eyes do."

The moon comes out. It seems larger now that it's taken center sky and pushed the clouds from sight.

I just don't get why you would care what other people look like. I get why you might care about your own weight/outward appearance. I even get why you might care about the body type of a potential mate, if certain body types are more attractive to you.

Lindsay Lohan is some delusional narcissist or she's just desperate for money and attention (or both). Didn't she do this before about some commercial that featured some character named Lindsay that had nothing to do with her persona? Can you really sue about something as subjective as "Oh, she kind of looks like me"?…

Seriously. All the noob vegans try this at get-togethers and I'm like, "Excuse me, I am trying to eat a fudge cupcake with peanut butter frosting, do you really think I want to hear about factory farming for the 405th time right this minute?"

"Do you even bow-hunt? Do you understand the physics of a compound bow?" is going to be my new best thing to say in every argument, ever. Thank you for inspiring it.

"I'm a metal head."

Oxytocin is commonly a "reward" system that gets associated with things. If you are in a relationship, you've already had oxytocin feedback in relation to good times with that person. When you get oxytocin again, the brain and body kind of "assume" that it's in due to your relationship. E.G. get dosed with…