So when will we get our first interstellar message from a Denebian prince who needs our help getting twenty billion solars out of his bank account?

36,400,000. That is the expected number of intelligent civilizations in our galaxy, according to Drake’s famous equation. For the last 78 years, we had been broadcasting everything about us – our radio, our television, our history, our greatest discoveries – to the rest of the galaxy. We had been shouting our…

Even his mugshot looks like a child having a tantrum.

It’s the perfect number! The largest number ever!

That look on his face...the glowering incomprehension. I could just see his walnut-sized brain trying to grasp what’s going on: ‘I should be dictator! I HAVE to join the Putin & Xi club! Fat Lil’ Kim did it! Modi did it to India! Netanyahu did it to Israel! I should’ve had my turn in the Putin & Xi club!’

This take is amazing..

I’m starting this:

Okay, Biden, now’s the time to commission Trump’s portrait for the presidential gallery.

Trump has been booked as inmate number P01135809.

I don’t give two shits about the “takes” in the replies to this, but reminder, VOTE folks, and clearly don’t vote for any of these nut jobs. I don’t care if you’re not too hot for Biden, staying at home like many did in 2016 is not an option if you’re eligible to vote.

You have three choices, sink to the bottom and…

Vivek put down an impressive performance. He was able to out stupid everyone while coming off like a Muppet!

**sets up giant mirror in orbit over Arizona, to reflect onto eoghan01's house in Maine**

Does everyone NOT know that you can subvert the slideshow nonsense by simply narrowing your window, thereby allowing an easy scrolling experience?

Kai Kornhuber, a lead author in the study and researcher at Columbia University called this information a “wake up call.”

Maybe this will be the hack that enables it to return as V’ger in the future.

Binging with Babbish on Youtube uses a cinnamon stick as a pie chimney.

I suffer from nocturnal panic attacks. Soon after I fall asleep I wake up trembling. So far, only Gabapentin or kratom seem to help stop it from happening in the first place. I’ve seen doctor after doctor and had test after test to see if it’s physical with no answers in the last 10 years. The 4-7-8 breathing…

It’s worth noting that the specific type/pattern of deep breathing is extremely important. In this case, the most effective way to reduce anxiety and calm oneself is to do the “physiological sigh.” Lots of very interesting (and robust) data about this.