James Harden: Hair should grow down out of one's face!

Lil B the Based God

"Where are you going to celebrate after the game, Rob?"

Dad: "Good night. I love you, pumpkin."

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

"When you play with heart..."

Werth: Damn, that guy's pretty good. Wouldn't mind him as my teammate.

Did you ever manage to get that problem with the local lads running across your property dealt with?

No highs, no lows...must be Bose.

Beats by Ray, though, are still being evaluated and will be allowed while due process occurs.

Riley Cooper: [Wipes Off Blackface]

His yelling "Fuck" was a delayed reaction to still being on the Phillies after the trade deadline had passed.

I live in one of the southern states and I know the difference between its and it's.

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That doctor went deeper than most Rangers starters this year

Comcast's new album, Ryan, drops next week.

More coming soon on this, obviously.

Jordan is still the greatest...even on the Tune Squad ;)

For you, perhaps. I had to open all my curtains and turn on all my lights.

Demonizing and being worried about being killed by food. (Rather than the lack of it.)