JFC yes. Came here to express my bewilderment that, somehow, the bald headed little fucker DID NOT make the cut??

Jon got the perfect ending....he’s in a place where they give no fucks about Kings, Queens, Lords, Targaryens, whatever....all the bullshit he never really wanted all along. He’ll find a nice Wilding girl and have some babies. 

Holy hell, that laugh. I was dying.

Also, the penis shaped chicken pox epidemic map. 

Varys. THE ONLY PERSON WHO DESERVES THE IRON THRONE IS VARYS. 

Kids aren’t stupid. They are hanging back because they have been warned before about dishonesty leading to spontaneous pants combustion.

GODDAMMIT I CAN ONLY STAR THIS ONCE

I loved the crypt at Winterfell, and Balerion’s skull in the Red Keep!

I have a theory that the Night King was a Targaryen ( the spirals everywhere look like the sigil), and Balerion was “his” dragon.

I really liked “Destination Wedding” too! It should be watched much more often!

I bet you are fun at parties, too. 

Oh no shit. In the early 2000's, I lived in Oklahoma, in a small rural town that was basically a hideous giant trailer park meth lab....that happened to be inexplicably blessed with the only DQ left in the state at the time.

I was pregnant with the youngest child, miserably nauseous for months, and the Georgia Mud…

I am really pulling for Alice. That was Prince Phillip’s mother. She endured some seriously tragic stuff, but came out of it as an outstanding woman. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Alice_of_Battenberg

That is precisely the word I was looking for...”charm”.

She’s been living in an actual “Full House”/Hallmark script in her head for so long, she thinks this zany parenting “misunderstanding” can be resolved with a sweet smile in less than 30 minutes, including a commercial break.

TRUTH. 

That is her whole persona. That is literally ALL she can be....sweet, wholesome “Aunt Becky and the Hallmark Channel”.

That is what she is counting on right now, too. “I’m a Nice Person. Look at me, I’m not a threat to anyone!”, and she’s truly believing, no one would EVER send her to jail.

Girl could not be more…

A “turnip toff” in rural America means something completely different.

Just a guess.

That’s THREE MORE DEATHS to lay at the feet of the NRA, the politicians that they buy and the people who try to make you seem crazy, stupid or “un-American” because you’d like to see some damn rules in place and enforced.

And Country Crock.

My God, you have NAILED it.

TORI SPELLING! Yo girl, here’s your chance to get out of debt! Have your dude watch that sack full of babies y’all got and get your ass to Canada!

Lifetime may be interested? They are much raunchier.

“Tonight, on a very special episode of ‘When Calls The Probation Officer’...Aunt Becky gets drawn for a random drug screen on Christmas Eve. Will the cookies get made in time for Santa?”