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Just finished watching both episodes. “Space Babies” is about as ridiculous and dumb as it seems from the title and, aside from Fifteen saying “space babies” way too often, was still a good bit of fun. I’m not sure if RTD doing a huge fart joke right away is a prelude of more to come or just him getting it out of his…

In a very weird legal hiccup, they actually need Luis Guzmán’s permission to begin filming the movie.

No need for you to worry at all about getting ghosted by humans or AI, as I’m sure you being a worthless, transphobic troll negates all possibility of any interpersonal connection irrespective of the amount of technology involved

It certainly would work reversed, but I assure you it works the way I’ve written it as well. I invite you to listen to me saying it in my head if you’re having trouble.

No, I actually intended the emphasis to be on ‘second’, and forgot to italicise it. As in, even 54 seconds would be unbearable, let alone the hour.

Harder to watch than any other Piers Morgan interview? I don’t know a single thing about this guest, but a 54 minute Piers Morgan interview is already impossible to watch. A 54 second interview would be unbearable.

Reminds me of the punchline to this great Conan sketch

Damn, I had July in the pool. And I didn’t have thumb

His forehead’s not that big, is it?

CountDrunkula, shush, disparaging the reboot is a rebootable offense

Good, my Garfield phone is already two months late, and I’m expecting a call.

Well, I don’t approve of her dog killing policy, but I do approve of her goat killing policy.

It honestly reads so much better in reverse that I would put a stop payment on the check to the ad agency if I was head of Apple marketing.

These days, I feel more inclined to ask a super computer if there’s a way to speed up entropy

It was a mistake to try jumping right into making Crystal Lake, without putting Gold Lake and Silver Lake out first

I don’t even like that most services dim the screen or pull up the time elapsed bar. I also pause sometimes to read captions or something else on the screen, and suddenly it’s less visible and partially covered.

Sure, it sounds nice, but they probably have their own Trump and decaying husk of capitalism over there too.

Hey, spoilers, I’ve been too busy to catch up with the books for the last 14 years

Considering the move a few years ago when Paramount announced the sequel with all principal actors returning, without having actually negotiated with any of them, I would not be overly surprised to find this movie produced and released sometime over the next year, without Pine or anyone else supposedly involved…