Wanted for questioning

The fact that it’s rated so high but they didn’t bother to just put it at number 2 slightly annoys me.

Never heard of ‘em. Are they like an Oasis cover band?

Right, so what exactly happened here? Presumably if someone can stop time, the whole benefit of doing so is that time doesn’t stop for you, meaning you don’t stop falling off the skyscraper you’re currently falling off of. If, for some extremely pointless reason, time also stopped for you, you very likely would stop…

“We generally do not participate in speculation about the cause, for example about individual menus on board that were prepared in Mauritius.”

I’d like to believe my Muppet Babies tramp stamp does most of that work for me.

He certainly got the shit beat out of him in Endgame, but I think it’s reasonable to conclude that he doesn’t bleed easily after he fell twenty stories out of an elevator and through a glass ceiling, and not only didn’t pop, but seemed to be unmarked. Thor bleeds sometimes too, but their levels of invulnerability are…

The ironic part is that you could go through all that effort to save your discs from failing, but it could still be more likely that a hard drive would fail before your discs do. SSDs are more reliable than HDDs, but definitely pricier than a few hundred bucks at that size. Not to talk you out of it, but it sucks…

A $10m Deadpool movie would almost certainly still bring in half a billion dollars, which would be a huge win after a string of diminishing returns on increasingly inflated budgets. I kind of hope they let him do that next. I’m not sorry we’re getting this huge multiversal nostalgia party, but I’d still like to see…

Calling the fans that bullied Best “adults” is a stretch. More like Welcome to Eltingville characters made flesh. I’m sure plenty of them were over the age of majority, but at least one reasonable distinction between children and adults is that adults are able to separate reality from fiction.

I honestly kind of love this. I don’t think the world of Haddish, but this improves my estimation of her a little. Like Buzz Aldrin punching that idiot, a lot of these little parasocial shits have never had anyone abruptly check their behavior. Calling them up and telling them it cost a few bucks just to get their…

Like, just a teen comedy without Prom as the focus? Bottoms came out last year and was pretty great. I don’t recall any movies that actually had a prom where they explicitly don’t care about dates, though I guess Finch made out alright by the end of American Pie despite not having a date.

I still wish they’d gone with my original title: Mr. Gorilla’s Planet

Everything changed when the Sheriff Country attacked

I mean, it’s definitely not his normal accent.

Thomas Kinkade’s journal, day 12176:

It would be good synergy if Drew ate the lowest scorer on each show.

What’s going to happen when Jim Gaffigan and Andy Richter finally meet in the middle after a long decade of slowly morphing into each other?

Speaking of parodies of one’s self, does it not sound to everyone like Hemsworth is somehow putting on an Australian accent in these trailers? I’m not especially bothered by accents, real or fake, but I’ve heard several criticisms of Australian character accents in other media, and it’s always “Australians don’t…