The president elect is as prepared as a dog is for actually catching that car!

I usually don’t reality test with the internet but last night really happened, huh?

When asked what she did for a living, Terri replied “artist” and exclaimed “C’est nes pas un fumar!”.

Get a hobby for fuck’s sake! I’m all for fitness too because it makes me feel good. You don’t need to use it to make someone else feel bad.

LOOK OUT! CHINA IS DUMPING ITS STEEL EVERYWHERE!

What is a beautiful review of a judge?

I think one of the worst things about cocaine is that it makes you feel REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT. Combining that with being high and it is a dangerous/obnoxious combination.

Why are you expecting a candidate to smile while they are discussing how dangerously uninformed their opponent is?

I’ve never heard of the state busting people for wearing clothing that is not revealing enough.

I thought the blind man was a effective antagonist without this, narrative flavoring. Ick.

“I was about to go out”

“The issue is that his compulsion may interfere with his judgment”

Was this before or after the Orange One tweeted “celebrating” the anniversary of the march on Washington For Jobs and Freedom?

I want to know a little more about that Phantom in the Opera looking dude who disappears in a cloud of smoke during the trailer.

His response seems to be mostly “NO, U!”

Turns out that fancy, cybernetic arm can’t lift a couple sixers.

I can understand why, but I kinda wish you didn’t cover up the email addresses.

Good luck! Sorry to see you go! I’m pretty bummed about what happened and I hope you all find greener pastures out there.

If a strategy of declaring yourself an idiot works and clears you from your pit of legal shit, wouldn’t that make you a secret genius?

This picture looks like Hillary performing opera.