Sean Marks has no idea what the Nets are talking about.

I don’t know if there’s a word for “I’m promoting your comment because you made it before I made mine, but they’re different enough that I’m not going to delete mine.” Maybe it’s “splarf.”

We laugh now, but when this move leads to a new era of success in Sacramento, we’ll all end up retelling the legend of bagging Vance.

You’re right: one fuck-up totally invalidates years of output from the dozens of other people who worked on the site and had nothing to do with that unfortunate article.

Maybe I missed him but I don’t see Tom Brady in any of these photos.

Fiorina was out from HP well before Autonomy came into the picture. That particular debacle is laid at the feet of Leo Apotheker. After Fiorina was Mark Hurd, who had office improprieties and cooked books. He was temporarily replaced by the CFO until the board brought in Apotheker, and then kicked him out ten months…

Goddamn psych majors.

“whose smirk do you most want to slap off their face with an old rubber water bottle”

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

“Finally, an inactivist Judge.”
- the GOP

The thirst is real. In anything, anything is better than masturbating, again.

uh this was Josh MORGAN, not Josh GORDON.

Now to persuade Jim Tomsula to move out of the big suitcase.

Videos kill radio stars.

“See?” - Chip Kelly

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

He charges you for yours though, which kind of sucks.

Purple monkey dishwasher