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Dear, that slime is from a combination of cigarettes and drugs, that's not a condition, that's a side effect. Like cotton mouth.

Bet that slime on her tongue tastes AWESOME.

Are you fucking kidding? Welcome to the planet earth. Tits have been popping boners since Adam and fucking Eve. They are not just food bags, they're also sexual objects. Fact. And no amount of sloshing and foaming and not shaving your fucking armpits is going to change that because it's just biology.

How many of your teacher's tits did you see?

Shush.

So only parents who let their 15 year olds shack up with 20+ year old duded and dance on stripper poles and shit love their kids. Fuck you kid, fuck you straight to the Z list oblivion you're rocketing straight for. You gave up a long term career for temporary fame, blown your shock wad in less than 6 weeks, and will

You're right. You're not a racist, you're an asshole.

He has a reputation in Hollywood for acting like an entitled twat. He burned some bridges, acted like a big ol' asshole but failed to deliver at the box office on his own. After he was knocked down a peg or two, he had to climb his way back in. He would have been much more successful had he not acted like an

Fiona Apple is not a pop artist. Are you new?

Her first album was released in 1996 when she was 18. She hasn't been around 20 years. She JUST turned 36 the other day. That stupid bitch doesn't know what she's talking about in more than one area.

Fuck that heckler bitch.

Sucks to face the truth about yourself.

Awesome, doctors are writing more scripts and collecting bigger perks and bonuses and our kids are becoming pill addicted zombies.

I enjoyed this immensely and I couldn't give two shits about Justin Timberlake. I couldn't stop reading. Thanks for publishing it.

I think the problem is the quality of your context clue and comprehension skills.

I think he was talking about her fame fading, not her beauty. I think this is Kate Hudson.

Kate Hudson.

She's a dumb sheltered LA rich kid of a celebrity who hasn't the faintest grasp of reality.

I get sick of white people talking about diversity. You're white. STFU.

Season 4, babe, hang in there. The finale will blow you away.