“Sorry, Hill, we did our best to find some skeletons in Bernie’s closet... but, we only came up with this dusty old essay.” -MJ

If this goes down, my wife and I will be offering rides to Illinois.

just change the rule already.

your post looked lonely, so...

fair enough. just saying that most people in their 20’s are unlikely to have boomer parents. more likely to have gen x parents and boomer grandparents.

you skipped a step. boomers spawned gen x. gen x spawned millenials

considering the age of the thread, this post will probably never see the light of day; but, here goes: does this mean I can complain and have parents with their children on leashes kicked out of the mall? because I find the kids with harnesses thing to be abhorrent.

Where would I rather work?

I’m not sure what industry you think will be destroyed or where you get your job figures but it’s a system that works in every other industrialized country in the world and it’s not just about free birth control. The only people with a vested interest in the current system are those with stock in for profit hospitals.…

File under: Another problem that could have been solved by single payer.

Can anybody explain how biblical marriage is between one man and one woman when the bible clearly states marriage is between one man and 700 women with an extra 300 on the side?

Sansa wins the GoT.

of course, they won’t be testing for (perfectly legal) alcohol or nicotine, just illegal drugs (i.e. the evil weed)

isn’t gruel the very definition of “junk” food?

sorry, kids, if mommy is a drug addict, you don’t deserve to eat.

try again, it just now worked for me.

non-white people aren’t picky?

I think you are spot on with your conjecture. this would also apply to “ground nuts vs. whole nuts” and “crunchy” I tried to explain this (apparently, not very well considering how much I got ripped on about it) on a HamNo thread about feeding peanuts to your kids. being allergic to “red” is still a mystery to me.

will mentioning Sally Hemings ruin whatever goodwill I might have acquired?

pro tip for the post-millenial generation: if you want a job, learn how to make (or repair) military equipment. you will never, ever, be unemployed.