Rex: [looks at one woman’s toes] “Are we in Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”

His random capitalization kills me

This feels like a good time to mention that the only suspicious leg-kick of the Finals so far has been Richard Jefferson almost wrecking Steph Curry in the third quarter tonight.

The key isn’t to get an extra 20 it’s to cut it in half defensively and get an extra 10+ from Ky. Rooting for the Cavs by I’ve come to terms with this series most likely being lost, odds were far-fetched last year and now GS is even better. Those back to back deep 3s from KD and Steph were soul piercing.

When you forced 20 turnovers and still get dubbed, you’re probably getting swept. I mean they got 27 out of Love and even bad Kyrie is a 19 pt double double. Where do they get the extra 21 pts a game?

They have a chance if Draymond Green is suspended for Game 5, and Curry is playing with a bruised MCL, and Harrison Barnes shoots 0-14 from 3 point range, and Bogut blows out his knee in Game 5.

I think Deadspin should have a regular feature mocking this man.

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Donald may never shake another leader’s hand. Word has gotten out that he’s as soft as jelly, and now everyone is gunning for him.

Spurs fans reacted by pointing to a play where Curry’s ass touched Dedmon’s thigh for a second.

Eh, TBH, I’m not that worried. LeBron just didn’t give a shit today.

It was Trump. When he touched the orb he undid the wizard’s spell, robbing Lebron of his powers. The ancient prophecy was true!

Frida and her husband meet a random guy and some scantly clad women and he heads up to party with them and she’s ok with that?

Trump’s biggest gift to our country is the efficiency with which he has laid bare how much of our politics are about eating shit. People that “respect our institutions” and keep voting for rich assholes to represent them have been eating well-seasoned shit their entire lives. Trump took away all your spices.

Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole.

Gotta admire Melo’s commitment to ISO ball. This is next level stuff.

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

(yes, that Ken Starr)

If they had two guns each this wouldn’t have happened. - The NRA

If we want to get technical, Gasol is Catalan, not even Spanish.