Coriander.

Oof.

i had almost forgotten about nickleback. and this is how you remind me.

I've prepared for this bullshit by making a chicken curry and vanilla maple sticky buns.

Step 1: Prove feminists right by being horrible male human being.

You know, I'd make you a flow chart, but I know women are terrible at spatial reasoning, even when you make everything shades of pink!

I personally can't believe that anyone would do this. This shows that some people just have no integrity whatsoever.

I know, I always have to make sure my face doesn't automatically twist into intense concern and my mouth doesn't go "Oh my God, what are you going to do?!"

Can we get a deferral for Milwaukee's Pius High School and their "Lady Popes" teams? Because I love that so.

I call my friends "lady" all the time.

I get that their goals are "noble" but there was zero reason to appropriate lynching as a tool against the KKK. That shit is triggering as fuck and not a joke. Lynching was a real, horrible thing. It's not a rhetorical device to use when you swoop in with your white ally cape.

"Bigger question: why doesn't the KKK use 2-step authentication? Amateur mistake."

But....We have gay friends! We can't be homophobic.

I was a ditzy junior high schooler. They talked to us about internet safety and "kiddie porn" and the cop noticed I was confused and asked if I had a question. I said "How do they get the cats to do that?" I like to think I've learned a lot since then :/

Well, mine is trying to school me on diabetes when he clearly has no idea on the differences between T1 and T2. So he is probably an expert on tap water too!

I made a fantastic cake this weekend. Spiced apple cake with brown-butter pecan praline glaze and flaked sea salt. I am very proud of it, and I am trying to not eat all of it!

Warms my heart to think that the stench of my putrefying corpse might kill a debt collector!

They will eat your eyeballs first.

I think i'm going to shoot water out of my nose whenever I use it