Don’t be a holier than thou cunt.
The AV Club? Retire a joke? Are you out of your mind?!
Yeah, I probably should have hyperlinked it. The ONE TIME Kinja doesn’t mess up my URLs.
Because it’s funny to watch someone we hate fail spectacularly!
Isn’t there a certain value in recognizing a terrible person being humiliated? It may not make me a great person, but in a world where the worst people imaginable are coming out on top, I like a reminder now and then that it isn’t always so.
For the record, I’m referring to carnivoran mammals of the family Ursidae, not big hairy gay dudes.
This never gets old.
He even retweeted it from his own account!
Good. Now maybe they can get those shitty biscuits and gravy meals off my Carl’s Jr. menu. I love biscuits and gravy, but the ones they make at Carl’s Jr. are an abomination unto the Lord.
Goliath: Not always a measure of horniness, but Goliath had many children.
Benaiah, Jashobeam, Shamgar, Abishai, Eleazar, Adino: Not enough information.
Uriah the Hittite: Least horny. First husband of Bathsheba, cuckolded by King David. After Bathsheba became pregnant, King David unsuccessfully tried to talk Uriah into…
Usually when you see the words “unseasoned” and “English” next to each other, they’re referring to food.
Samson - Kills a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass
If ever there was a guy who looked like he should make a Paddington movie, it’s this one.
Okay but Willie Wonka has to be played by Mark Hamill. I can’t think of anyone else who can purely embody the Dahl-ian spirit of the role. Other actors would be great — Paul F. Thompkins for one! — but Hamill, he’d be the best Wonka.
As a bittersweet reminder that the adventures of the New Girl gang and their famous apartment will soon be coming to an end, Hannah Simone has just lined up a new TV gig. According to The Hollywood Reporter, ABC has hired her to star in the pilot for its remake of ’80s superhero dramedy Greatest American Hero, which…
And they were so insistent on her not being considered a main cast member that they actually gave her more money for a guest star credit in every episode.
Personally, I want the next season to start with the DISCO crew saying “Wow, that was something else with the Enterprise”. And never speak of it again.
The hero speech at the end belonged to Saru, not Burnham. Through the whole season, he’s never faltered, never gave up Starfleet ideals, never sacrificed morality for expediency. He’s the character who grew, who started the season jealous that Burnham was being groomed for a command and ended as a character who grew…