Tebow is more likely to get stigmata.

that is a surefire way to make sure he becomes a blistered husk of a man, and most likely, a supervillain!

Rich, man, the good news is that baseball is probably incapable of coming up with another way to hurt you this badly.

Yeah, but if it came from his cell phone, a cat wouldn’t be a part of the equation. dur...

Plus it’s not 8 characters, and we know less than that is practically illegal now.

Small note: the iPhone does capitalize your sentences for you... so shift would not need to be held to get a capital B character.

This. Close thread. Non-story.

I know the noteworthiness is gone if we assume pocket tweet, but that analysis of the keyboard is weak - he claimed pocket-tweet so we can assume mobile device, which generally default to initial caps. And given the small keyboard size and equal chances of any particular corner being triggered by your body through…

shift B? if it was from his phone, the first letter is auto capitalized. dur..

I want to hear more about the ESPN health plan. Tell me more.

The first time I developed tendonitis the doctor that treated it prescribed the right cure, and I was back at work in a couple of days (arm & wrist braces + daily aspirin). A brace wore out, and I foolishly didn’t replace it thinking and/or hoping the tendonitis had been a fluke. It wasn’t. When it flared up again,…

Why pay for doctors with their fancy degrees when WebMD is free?

I wonder who has destroyed more promising young arms, The Mets or Dusty Baker.

The Mets’ PR consultant

Does anyone NOT think that?

Making room for Tebow

For the Mets, salary figures in cost cutting trades are counted in Bonillas.

Chris:

And after all that, still only the second worst administration in Washington.

Are we just going to ignore the paper mache Hulk head in the photo of Valkyrie?!