Plus, why would you even want a garage that far from your house? What a crappy architect.

I believe you can reference that old video of young Stephen Miller crying about how he has to pick up his own trash when the school has janitors as an accurate portrayal of young Martin.

He looks like Gollum in that rendering. The artist did a great job.

Why twice? Was it an LP record?

Yup...definitely a dick...

Juror No. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.

I’m no great fan of Craig’s run (like Hugh Jackman, he’s fine but the writing has failed him amounting to 1 1/2 good movies out of four), but it’s disingenous as fuck the way people take that “slash my wrists” out of context. Making a movie is a lot of work especially when your face is in nearly every frame. Add to…

Two days to condemn rich white men or racists. 15 minutes for everyone and everything else.

One one hand maybe they did a good thing, on the other maybe the world agrees it is a good thing.

While you can never rule out (in fact, you should go ahead and just assume) that any given corporate action is being driven by some business reason, I would stop far short of looking at Merck’s stock bump as an indication. Stocks fluctuate by nature, and [experienced] CEOs know better than to take actions based on a…

Especially one that jumps and spins for no reason.

The Raiders taking Ray Guy in 1st round would be the stupidest fucking draft pick ever made. I mean the guy must be 70 years old.

“And no, I don’t even like the Bucs.”

You’d think Jeter would be a little more understanding about keeping around a fan-favorite statue in the field.

We could organize a rally to save the statue. I’ve heard there are some guys who like doing that.

There really was no reason for Sam to pay attention to what Gilly read from the book. Let’s just hope Gilly packed that book and took it with them. Sam teaching Gilly to read may be the most crucial element in GOT.

It bugged me that Sam just skipped over Gily’s reveal too, but I realized that Sam doesn’t have the information we do, so it made sense for him to ignore it.

“Black Trump, everyone!”

Okay, I fucking deserved that.

Is that you, Bill Simmons?