I just wish that this somehow could fuck you out of a job.

The brand does not matter. It’s all in the technique, and I’ve got the perfect one to reduce waste for any toilet paper brand.

The brand does not matter. It’s all in the technique, and I’ve got the perfect one to reduce waste for any toilet…

You nerds are a hazard.

WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS GUY’S MISMATCHED EYEBROWS?

I won’t say it’s unreasonable for you to view this as shady, but keep in mind that $400MM is peanuts.

I can only look and think, “Why doesn’t its travel direction oppose traffic?”

“Thanks for being an ally, but no thanks.”

You have done a disservice to yourself and the readers here by publishing this drivel. You have every right to grind that axe, but it looks as though the sparks may be blinding you.

She’s so one-dimensional. Every character is just another over-the-top spastic type.

I’m dying reading the comment arguments over qualitative vs qualitative analysis and the accuracy of this guy’s grade six factorial calculation.

Can’t help but lol at the title and the lack of understanding the recent gizmodo writers have if technology and users of said technology.

You’re disgusting for drawing attention to and providing a platform for this cunt, troll or not.

The flip side of that: That belligerent asshole needs to consider that someone else may have a gun. If you try to run over someone with your 7000lb vehicle, you shouldn’t be surprised to receive a bullet in the face.

Touché.

In that case, the fact that you have a background in finance and still can’t figure out how to avoid overdrawing an account tells me that you’re not a bitter poor, but a fucking idiot.

I make my own coffee. That’s why I’m not poor.

I feel sorry for those who are poor with no recourse.

And I’m sure that was terrible, but it’s laid out in the account terms and conditions.

I think it’s funny as well.

Banks provide services.