I work as a secretary for a school (K-6th) today we received the President’s Education Award Certificates. Signed by trump and Betsy Grizzly Adams Devos. There was a bright sheet of paper attached stating “We are unable to provide letters of congratulations at this time” or some bullshit. Basically printed out…

There’s a reason Game of Thrones is so popular. James Comey is basically Ned Stark

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

“Keep fleeing flyoverland?” Move to parts of the country that need Democrats because they need Democrats? Vote in the right place? That’s bullshit.

McCain is a paper tiger.

Oh come on jinni! This is a great day. Not only did they suffer a large and humiliating loss that was being closely watched by everyone, but 1) they did it to themselves 2) while it’s true that part of the reason they lost was hard core right wing assholes, but the OTHER part was something that I for one thought was…

To all the moronic fuckers who either actively wanted/turned a blind eye to this racist, sexist, xenophobic, and downright vile piece of shit because “he was a strong leader”. Look at your strongman President now, running like the fucking coward he is, unable to get his own Party to vote against the ACA which they…

This is for those among us that think the rural Trump supporters will wake up and smell the coffee once they notice the factories aren’t coming back and now they cannot afford the cheap healthcare ACA granted them; here’s a woman crediting Donald Trump, president for all of two months who has yet to sign a single…

I’ve been reading articles where Trump voters talk about how this health care will screw them but then say they are not sorry for voting for Trump. This reminds me of that experiment that time when they gave a rat a choice between pushing a button to get food or pushing a button to activate electrodes in his brain…

Keep the hits on this fucker’s policies comin’. Keep yelling at him to go fucking rot in a sty. Rock on, Hawaii judge. Rock the fuck on.

Not when he’s giving a rim-job, he doesn’t.

I fucking refuse to maintain my sanity. Do you hear me, Jezebel? I demand the leeway to go bugfuck blithering bananabonkers, start speak-shrieking in tongues, rip my clothes off, and barricade myself in the street with a fortress of boxes of old ABBA albums.

She pulled vampire hunting duty tonight. She’s busy.

A “family source” told Us Weekly that Melania Trump is “unhappy with how her life ended up” and “miserable.”

Come on Dems, this is your chance. Take it and run. Be loud, be mad, be vigorous. We’re counting on you guys. Take the whole RNC down. They deserve and the country needs it. Take them out.

My take:

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Can we just skip this shit and get to the street fights against Nazis already?

Hopefully that so-called judge is having a good laugh at our so-called president. I sure am. Anything that makes him angry makes me super happy.

Exactly, but you can lure him and his cabinet into a screening of a popular children’s film, lock all of the doors and then light the room on fire. It’d be so easy I can’t believe no one is doing this.