“We saw the feedback on the Joker photo and suddenly we decided that it was just a promotional thing and not real”.

JESUS CHRIST FILM YOUR VIDEOS IN LANDSCAPE PEOPLE

Why do we shit on DC without having seen anything yet? If you would have told me what Marvel was planning back when Iron Man came out, I bet I would have been skeptical, too. But we let it play out (and not all those first movies were big winners) and it worked out fine.

I don’t hate Iris. I hate the writers who suck at writing her decently.

i’mokwiththisbecauseIneverusespacebaranyways.

Today I rode in an elevator to the 15th floor. I’ll post the footage later, I’m exhausted.

That can’t be L.A. There’s water there.

Sorry, I didn't realize I'd replied twice, but that's my brain.

Oh no. We just finished suing said school district because a teacher was getting handsy with her. They know not to screw with her. She's unafraid to say what needs to be said.

What the father had to say about that:

Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.

This is the problem: we’re expected to kiss the police department’s ass. It’s not enough that the mayor is condemning the rioters. She has to grovel at the feet of the Baltimore police department because we’re supposed to look at them as royalty.

Sounds like VWVortex only in real life!

He’s really the Joker.

My first statement is always “I’m calling about the car you have for sale.” If their response is “Which one?” I hang up.

I’ve got a friend that would do this in South Carolina, where if I recall correctly it’s quite explicitly illegal. She discovered in high school that she had knack for buying and reselling just about anything for a profit (didn’t hurt that she is pretty attractive) and started buying cars off of craigslist and…

The water-cooled VW world is full of these guys- they’ll nab a clean Rabbit from some little old lady for chump change, and try to flip it as a one-owner car. When confronted, they usually threaten to fight/kill any/all challengers, call people homophobic names, and generally shit themselves.

There is absolutely nothing in the Pixels trailer that would make me think it was like an Amblin movie.

Jubilee in mom shorts. That’s how you know it’s the 1980s.