For the right price, I could sell you a print of your wife peeing on it.

Smart move. Again, the need for backstory isn’t mandatory. Ask yourself: Did Darth Vader become better or worse when you learned about his childhood?

It’s a sad day when the MODOK hat is more dignified than the Captain America hat.

Sure, it was only eight episodes but it was eight painful episodes.

I don’t have a good explanation.

So when it rolls into its second season they can have a crossover with a CG recreation (of the ship and crew) of The Love Boat and, possibly, ChiPs.

‘Hollywood’ is also hostile to Athiesm and generally favors Judeo-Christian faiths over other faiths and agnostics, it hardly ever includes overweight people (unless they’re funny), almost never puts unattractive people in lead roles, denigrates science (there are things man shouldn’t mess with!), constantly rewards…

Maybe the unions should actually do their jobs. In all reality a union is useless these days.

I think the real problem is labeling EVERYONE who disagrees with the SJWs a racist, or a bigot, etc. It starts to cheapen the meaning of these words, to the point where people stop giving a shit if they’re called a racist or a bigot. This is bad, and harms the victims of actual racism, sexism, etc. because their…

I dunno, this seems oddly derivative of The Book of Life. I realize key plot points are a bit different but still, the emphasis on guitar playing, the land of the dead, and music being frowned upon by the family are just similar enough to raise eyebrows.

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

is culture only defined by skin pigmentation?

I’ve never liked Dune. It’s too...sandy. I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.

The people in the future are bored of them, so they sent them backward to us.

O’BRIEN: What happened? Some kind genetic engineering?
BASHIR: A viral mutation?
WORF: We do not discuss it with outsiders.

Took ballet? That’s fucking stupid and anyone who sings it that way hates Christmas and America.

Yeah, I’m glad the post-apocalyptic future still has plenty of shampoo and hair styling products. It’s reassuring.

I think we have a new candidate for the worst edited/constructed youtube video in history