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“Maybe the dingo wrecked your Nissan.”

It took a while, but it looks like this fan base has embraced the wide Right.

Now we’re going to cut to Murph in Brockton, your take Murph?

Especially fancy dogs...

On the field he was a really great player who played a key role in his teams winning 3 World Series and reaching one more. He is a solid Hall of Fame candidate, although I don’t know if he’ll get in. I’m a Red Sox fan, he was a huge reason why they won in 2004 and 2007.

“Someone needs to unearth a tape of Tom Brady bragging about shooting stray dogs or something.”

“Hey, you! Instead of reading admittedly better writers on a site that you like, click on this link because, TRUST ME, I know more!”

You mean “jabronois.”

With three guys blocking each gutter?

Yeah but like....why SHOULDN’T I vote for him? Huh? Riddle me that!

Naw

You’re definetly Limp Bizkit’s demograhic.

If Marissa was running it they would have acquired a big Daewoo parts company instead.

You’re asking the wrong question. The correct question is, “hwhy not?”

As a Padres fan, Dick Enberg was the single best thing about the team for the last 6 seasons.

To be fair, you need to show a fancy a dog a treat to get it to do some of its tricks.

That would be the most commonplace speculation but if you go by the statistics it was most likely a vengeful ghost or some kind of extra-terrestrial phenomena.

Actually, the Trump campaign makes the most sense as a ploy by Robert Kraft to get his Super Bowl ring back.

Guys, I don’t want to rock the boat here, but I’m starting to think local governments and team owners don’t care very much about taxpayers.