good

i only like games where the FPS is an odd number.

this is perhaps the least surprising thing the NFL has done this year.

i hope these people are retroactively pissed off about Jynx.

Don’t lower the rest of us humans by lumping Gohmert in with us.

yes

my parents still use a Rainbow that uses water as a filter they bought almost 35 years ago.

if only Byron wasn’t stuck on such a shit team.

now that’s an I formation.

Don’t worry Kevin, we’re well on our way to having equally shitty media protection here in America.

it takes a bigly man to admit though.(or lady, i don’t want to presume since this is the internet.)

i think there are good cops but they are bullied into acting like the bad cops. everything i’ve ever read about the police community is extremely frightening in this regard.

it’s almost as if universities shouldn’t be responsible for doling out justice. if only there were a part of government that was designed to do that.

perhaps one day things will change. i mean, a man can dream, right?

that orange Miura made the inside of my pants wet and sticky, but in a good way.

was it really necessary to blur the squirrel’s face?

any time you can mention Tom Tupa is a good time.

do you have room in your reality for one more?

i think that just means you had really bad parents.

this is wonderful news in an otherwise terrible day.