I think someone should call up their hillbilly buddies to sort this out if Police can’t do anything.

Oh my god I laughed so hard when I first heard the song. I thought it was a joke! They keep saying Jesus won but...gay marriage is still legal. So what exactly did they win?

One kid going out of his way to ambush an official is one thing. Two of them doing at once tells me this was ordered from the sidelines. If that’s true, end their season right now and fire the staff.

RGIII has been so brutalized, humiliated, and dehumanized by Washington you’d think they’d re-name the team after him.

Baseballs: The Real Killers of America.

Oy gewalt this is not worth it, but here are a few counterpoints:

It wouldn’t hurt anything to run your head through the wall, clearly.

“- The guns are a tool - like a computer, a hammer, a hatchet, and a car. Do you blame the car when a drunk driver kills someone? No you don’t - you blame the drunk who was driving. This is what makes firearms such a strange argument, those who don’t like them want them banned saying they have no purpose - you know…

First, you’re not wrong at all about how we treat mental health in this country.

Except for the part where, if the mentally ill person can only get their hands on a club, there’s a better chance of disarming them and keeping them from killing multiple people.

Try armed rebellion in 2015 and see how long that shit lasts. The U.S. government would turn even a well-armed militia into Swiss cheese before Joe Blow’s first shell casing hit the ground. This argument is pathetically weak.

my son i know from experience that there is good kinja and great kinja and i’ve got to say this kinja is some great-ass kinja

I’d also bet women have a much easier time finding someone willing to have an affair with them, without needing to use an online service.

“revealed that 90% to 95% of Ashley Madison users were male”

Yes, the guy hired to be the designated driver should know what will happen once the traveling party has reached their destination and should stop it before heading home for the night.

Can we go ahead and get “That’s just what millionaire assholes do,” emblazoned on the NFL Shield logo?