Violence is always the last resort. Shitheads like that little smirking prick are incapable of reason or empathy. It’s as plain as his creepy face and that stupid hat on his head. Assholes have a uniform now and it saves a lot of time.

“Actually I won the ratings BIG once you subtract all the ILLEGAL ALIENS who tuned in to support Nancy Pelosi who wants OPEN BORDERS!!”

LOL. I was in bed, reading.  Fuck that guy (also, I actually have a Nielsen box, so glad I could contribute!). 

the idea that lots of people would actively avoid Trump’s speech but switch back to watch Chuck & Nancy seems a tad bizarre to me.

*cackle* She got him right in the ratings, eh? Nobody else gives a wet fart about the numbers, but, just like the wall is, statistics are manhood to him. His ratings are his most tender and vulnerable and erogenous zone. So the blowback should be gooooood.

I would say she can do better

Hahaha - “I don’t know, as I will never love.” Same girl, same.

I think there’s a teachable moment in this, which is that guys - particularly famous and powerful ones (though not exclusively) - are totally oblivious to how their overtures are perceived by women, and how horribly uncomfortable it can make them. And I think part of that is innocent ignorance - because it’s a defense…

Relentlessly mocking my enemies is one of the primary reasons I support a robust 1st Amendment. Come on out of the shadows! Speak your mind! Now stand there as I point and laugh and explain exactly why you’re so fucking stupid!

Plus you cannot get more of a rock-solid alibi than being on jury duty.

They misspelled the “accusers” name twice in that document! The “accusation” says that Mueller introduced himself by his full name to the “victim” then later says that she only learned his name when she saw him on TV. Plus it’s e-signed and not notarized so it isn’t even a statement under oath. I love everything about…

If you think all people are operating with logic and the best of intentions, then you shouldn’t mock them.

I cannot get past the fly being down. I am dying right now.

Pretty fucking dumb, because O’Keefe has one job and he is awful at it.

Not this liberal...

Like...how fucking dumb do you have to be when James O’Keefe is better at his inept fuckery than you?

Like Drumpf and the dangling toilet paper up the steps of Air Force One. Oh. We’re going to have to burn IT as well as the WH.

They already paid the room rental. may as well roll on with the asshattery. 

Burkman—whose fly happened to be down during this extremely important and serious event—insisted on calling the 20-year-old Wohl “a child prodigy who has eclipsed Mozart.”

Some liberals might try to tell you that you shouldn’t have made fun of dude about his fly being unzipped but they’re wrong. Being incompetent losers who can’t even zip their pants up is a huge part of why these people are attracted to fascism in the first place. And while publicly shaming them for being incompetent…