Maybe that’s what you meant to say, but it’s not what you said. Other posts of yours have said that, but not the one I responded to. My reading comprehension is fine, but thanks for asking.

yeah, i’ll take a body slam if it means i get a few hundred k or more from the city. hope she didnt get concussed or anything though, that’s no joke.

in case it wasn’t clear, i’m responding to:

what do you think guys are using their sex dolls for? the difference between a sex doll and a fleshlight is that one is more expensive and takes up more space. thats it. if you believe these guys are wine and dining their dolls, snuggling them as they fall asleep, and whispering sweet nothings, then you’re falling for…

lol, what percentage of males do you think own a sex doll. 99.9% of guys get by with just their hand.

why is email of the week always about poop? also restaurant pancakes are the worst, light and fluffy huge fucking pancakes are terrible.

lol i had to check if this was theroot after reading the article.

Yeah, i never have problems with this, but this flow chart makes it way more confusing than it actually is. Should just be ‘here are the rules, here are the exceptions’.

hard to say because its a made up abbreviation, only you would know. Is your handle referring to Dunk, an abbreviation of Dunkin who (maybe?) created DD? If so, it should be Dunk’s. Or is Dunks a shorthand for “Dunkin Donuts” in which case it should be Dunks’

hah, you’re really going to take issue with someone using ‘dunno’ in the comment section of deadspin? seriously?

just because the writer addressed the argument doesnt mean she had the right take.

I don’t know, isn’t this obvious? There are only a few possible reasons for using a sex doll instead of having sex with a real woman - a) you are unsuccessful at finding anyone who would sleep with you, or b) you are too lazy to put forth the effort, or c) you do both.

have you been to many conference championships? i dunno ive only been to one NFL game and it was preseason, and even then there was some jeering at the visiting fans. a conference championship game id expect intensity and rowdiness to increase 10x easy.

ok but like, wouldnt this happen at any stadium? i thought it was a given that if you wear the away team’s jersey, you’re gonna get heckled by the home team fans?

another one, especially if you’re working on your climbing strength, is to incorporate lock-offs into your pullups. pull yourself up, then while lowering, stop and hold yourself before your reach full arm extension. vary how far you lower before locking off.

i have no problem with the two DPI calls, IF they had called DPI against the pats the two times a pat tackled a jag right before the ball arrived. but they didnt, and two drives sputtered out for the jags without the call, whereas two drives ended in TD for the pats with the call.

lol i got banned from the game thread on reddit for saying ‘doubt people have much sympathy for gronks concussion after what he did, intentionally, after the play, to another player several weeks ago’.

what? no. its hard to accept, but the Pats and their fanbase have made Foles the hero that Gotham needs right now. How can you honestly prefer that the pats win another super bowl right now?

hm... did you watch the game? bortles played great, im not sure what a better qb would have done differently

pats have had 5 total calls against them in the past 4 weeks. lol, and its not because they dont commit them.