He lost me at "I vow to make you say your prayers". NOPE. Shoving religion down a child's throat is never cute.

It wasn't him - it was the writers throwing him material. Truly some of the most abysmal writing I've ever seen on TV.

Eww. You don't know her.

I think that before she goes to bed she removes her make-up, then puts on new make-up.

you know if i didn't know any better, I'd guess that Kim, in fact, ENJOYS falling asleep with her makeup on.

true, but I think people would still rather go like "oh, well..men you know..". I dont think anyone would say that sentence for instance about any woman

Only if you wipe up with a miniature American flag.

What the fuck movie theatre sells circus peanuts?

Get a grip on yourself, man, and I don't mean that kind of grip.

He was assassinated by members of his former sect for reversing course and speaking out against the very beliefs for which you're condemning him, so...

I have neither the time nor the inclination to provide history lessons. If that's all you think of the man, you're either racist or not knowledgeable enough to comment.

What he was? You mean a man who was probably more readily able to admit his own flaws than either you or I? I can nary think of another historical or political figure who was as capable of nuanced thought or as willing to publicly own up to his past mistakes as Malcolm X.

Damn. I don't even like to call my dad on the phone.

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?