“decorated with art from Etsy and antique pieces she painted in Candy Land colors.”

Kill it. Kill it with fire.

manic pixie nightmare fuel

As the screaming fuzzy horde descended, TF-420 cursed quietly inside his helmet. “Goddamn. This was not the day to skip PETD therapy.”

4. Han shoots somebody, and shoots first.

It was a shining, august moment. Years of planning, and preparations had reformed the elite 501st legion. Then suddenly the bloody horror began anew, the ewoks had returned.

lolololololol

had been drawn to “free-spirited, globe-trotting girls, who ended up being painful to his earnest heart.”

Eyeroll gif party

my god it’s full of barnacles

Here’s a high-res image of the monolith they found.

jaques in as you like it is just billy having a rough comedown.

Oh this is adorable! I look forward to all the ones with African Americans. Oh no wait, they do have them. They’re called “Can you please identify the deceased?”

It’s appeared because of Europa...RUN!!!!!!

you’re lucky you’re white, kid.

omg

“C’mon, kid. Just shake it off. Don’t you get any of your bad blood or teardrops on my guitar.”-Swift