If the Las Vegas logo isn’t a skull with sunglasses and a martini umbrella sticking out of it and if the nickname doesn’t invoke an apocalyptic motorcycle gang, I am going to cheer for the “Anaheim Ducks.”

The owner of the team went to Army and got rich, whereas other vets his age died in Vietnam or came back home and…

Tony Stewart doesn’t know shit about the police.

the boy’s hair is bad

One of my favorite moments of the Olympics was the “Z-iiii-ka” chant.

batman is hillary, joker is bernie

Yeah, give me more private box sections and VIP bullshit

McCafé

Aren’t Southern California fans Chargers fans?

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“Most of the people who follow our program know that what’s very important to Kirk is student-athlete development — physically, mentally, leadership,” Iowa athletics director Gary Barta said Monday.

I have always wanted to see a 2000-meter race at the Kentucky Derby with humans.

I think the 5000-meter steeplechase (gold medal won by Conselsus Kipruto–Kenya) would be more similar to a 2000-meter race on a sloppy mud track than the 1500 meter race (gold medal won by Matthew Centrowitz, Jr.–USA).

He might not have stepped out if that cone wasn’t in his way. I like Lagat’s response: no harm, no foul. A single footstep is meaningless.

Here’s an idea: Re-arrange the lines on the track (there are 9 of them; 8 “lanes”) so that each “lane” is marked as a straight line–in essence, a line down the middle of an old…

“C’mon Jetes! J-E-T-E-S!”

Best for kids:
1. The Jungle Book: some imaginative lines by Mowgli;
2. The BFG: some cool CGI, that’s about it;
3. The Secret Life of Pets: not even that funny for kids;

Omarosa is definitely responsible for Michael Clark Duncan’s heart attack.

“[Omarosa] currently teaches in the Executive Education Program and in the Executive MBA Program at Howard University School of Business.”

What is there to teach other than how to f*ck over labor?

Netherlands is the best “individual sporting event” country.

Just learning about Anatoly Fomenko is cruel, but attempting to introduce him to others is somehow even more cruel. It’s hard not to immediately reject “the New Chronology” without reading anything about the ideas. One day, though, you’ll introduce Fomenko to somebody just as open to cool new theories as you. Thanks.

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Who won the gold medal in Disqus this year?

I want to hear your thoughts on Anatoly Fomenko and his chronology research. The idea is that Rome was invented by Renaissance Era Jesuit monks to extend the history of the Catholic Church, thus giving credence to its traditions with laypeople.

I’m also open to any equivalent mind-blowing ideas you have (if it’s…