Absinthe is something I thought would be a bigger deal in adulthood. Where’d it go? Seemed more mysterious ten years ago when I was in high school.

Team USA have 100 more athletes than the host nation Brazil.

1888 was the year of “peak bustle.”

Todd Grisham probably hears a lot of things he doesn’t understand.

tl;dr.

Welcome to Wool Sock City, Nick!

Is dynamite-ing also a sport? Blowing shit up should be a sport.

Chariot racing, jousting, Michael Phelps riding a horse, and 400-meter naked running with 44 lbs of armor should all be Olympic sports.

Japan is a big storyline. After they beat New Zealand, they beat France in the quarterfinals. Japan play Fiji next, but even if Japan lose they have a good chance of beating Great Britain (the likely loser in Semifinal B against South Africa) and winning the bronze.

A hypocrite!? I say!

I thought Drew was a sports fan.

The sound of a wooden field hockey stick smacking FieldTurf is infuriating.

lol

come save me, mr. good guy*

*jingle-jangle dumbfuck

The difference is that Americans pull the trigger

so she shot the most people with a rifle? congrats Ginnyyyyy!!!! Woo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IUPUI must be pronounced as “Ooey-Pooey”

Israel

The same authority that states that players can’t run into the stands to play home run-balls.

“Stale apology” is the perfect way to describe the midwestern accent. Go to any car dealership, watch any high school football post-game show, or listen to any commercial on the radio for window siding, and you’ll hear it.

The power of the middle-aged midwestern man (polo tucked into khakis, clipboard) is in making you…