You forgot Vampires. And The Gays.

Is it wrong that my first thought to your comment was “because he is not black.” This society needs to get its shit together. It just makes me feel despair.

this is my favorite millihelen feature. Keep doing these please!

You have a true calling in editorial artwork.

because women are taught that their value is defined by what a man needs and as a consequence, they "don't need feminism because..." They don't understand that objectification relegates a woman to being a thing and not a person. And things don't have rights, freedoms, equality, needs, thoughts, etc. of course it's…

Great. More armed assholes.

I think it is a power play in some cases. It's also sincere in others. Men don't have to take it personally that such attention is often jarring and sometimes situationally inappropriate. I think that they forget it's unsolicited and feel like their opinion should matter especially if it's a "compliment". The bottom…

I feel complete disgust for this bubble headed bleach blonde. She's definitely got the gleam in her eye. Dirty laundry indeed. Shut your orange face.

It's one thing to grieve. To react to a dark event, cry out for the light and memorialize. It's quite another to sensationalize, fetishize, cannibalize and capitalize on it. Modern media outlets suck. Seriously. The rapacious hunger with which they take tragedy and put a neon sign on it makes me sick.

oh Captain my Captain.

right on man. It's never too late to be the change. Good luck my jezebels. You are all valued and supported.

starred, then unstarred. just so I could star again. happy.

'Murica.

It does get better but not without the tenacity to get there. For me it was age 35 when the tide stopped crashing on my breakers. I almost gave up several times. I'd never felt good enough. I was never quite functional enough to really succeed despite my genius iq.

I see what you did there. :)

So sheep. Much naps. Wow!

I think you are a classy guy Mark! You never become irate with the trolls and aren't apologetic about any of your articles. Even when they are click bait! You and Pinkham are my favorites. Rock on... Now off to /r/no sleep for some fun.

everything about this last weeks meme is disgusting and infuriating. So are most of the ignorant fucking comments people make. But you NAILED it for sure. This article should not have been posted. It's classless and shitty all the way arHave you no empathy for that man's wife and kids? So what if the "lusters"…

lesson learned: owls will eat pets named after fruit. Pineapple. Peaches. Check.

Breakfast for breakfast. Breakfast for lunch. Breakfast for dinner. Mmmmm. Breakfast.