Other than his Rothlisberger assessment, and only cause he’s got old Ben vs Big Ben so he doesn’t have the best reference point, everything else is pretty spot on. 

On point usage. native NorCal (cause that is our shit, fk Gwen & her biting ass) so when I tell you that’s hella good usage, it’s hella good usage. 

Completely nailed it w the Yo Gabba Gabbert reference. Esp considering who Jalen plays for. 

Salt added to Corona is SOP right? (at least in CA?)

Alvin Kamara: Spokesman of a new generation. 

What’s that now? The season?!? You kidding me? The season?! We’re just trying to make it month! Another month!

More parenting?? How many parents you want these kids to have Ed?

“this makes the governor look foolish”

“There’s no place for racism...”

Michigan J frog was a legit Icon- he was the mascot for the WB..and y’all got him below a cut rate Wiley? hella disrespectful.

That whole people good faith thing is always what gets us. As my grandfather used to say, communism & Libertarianism both sound great on paper..till you add humans into the mix. 

Feel like this is due to the steroid era, if only for the reasons you just cited. We as a society dig the long ball and pitchers throwing heat; give the people a pitcher w a 106+ fastball, a 90+ slider or curve and we’d Eat it up. So when steroids gave the advantage and the boost, science, doctors, medical staffs/…

Why? 1/2 the ones in the PSA would just turn around & donate to his campaign.

Alas...there would always be enough coons to keep the NFL flush for a while. Ray Lewis (sadly) surely has more than a few college connections.

Isn’t Donnie walking good Kinja??

Kindly remind them of 9/11. In this post 9/11 world, Burning a New York Giants jersey is like spitting on hallowed ground. You love America don’t you?? Have you forgotten where you were that day, on 9/11 (there; now I have my obligatory 3 9/11 references to ward off the Giuliani ) 

You still have your faith in humanity; I remember those days. Then I turned 7.

safety regs hurting US car manufacturers & jobs! Many people are telling me the science on seatbelts isn’t sound! American companies can’t compete with these rules, going to take a look!

Ehh “You can only create drive and sell a narrative until kickoff”

NFL players kneeling & cowtowing to a foreign military leader?! SAD!