That’s nice. At least in his old color scheme he could pass for a world champion if you squinted.

“A bygone era: My takes, my name, and my record of success” By Larry Fedora.

Big blacks doings the dirty work, while playing 2nd fiddle.

*Starts to say something about right is right regardless of who it is*

“told you all you weren’t shooting fast enough”

We ever get a male version of Serena the country clubs of America will tremble at our might. Also, polo will *suddenly* have a moment. 

Don’t know if you were riffing on current issue or just making a prescient joke: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5630549/LA-Fitness-calls-police-black-man-member-gym-EIGHT-YEARS.html

Would LOVE police depts/emergency services to start ad campaigns or some thing for “shit that is an actual emergency” kinda like they drilled 911 in all our heads as kids. 

The unfortunate reality is in many of these cases there *is* a potential crime happening ex. the two in the Bay Area- the BBQ & the water selling yes, they both violate the letter of the law (AFAIK/IIRC) so they’d be covered from “false report” but it is def a case of the caller not following the spirit of the law…

On a slightly serious note- niggas can’t even go to the gym anymore w/o threat of police being called?! FFS it’s physical activity I.e the shit y’all brought us here for and we STILL getting this. We truly can’t have shit. 

I blame the Warriors for this. Specifically Steph & Klay. Their decidedly nonstereotypical basketball bodies (and limited melanin esp for the latter) & that team as a whole’s ease of scoring has every MBA from Seattle to the Keys thinking they too can make the giant negroes at the gym look foolish on the court and…

To paraphrase something from the Root: “This is why wypipo need to be charged for calling 911” 

Aside from that young Randy Moss era (when his name became a verb) that whole division has been “The Packers & whoever can get their shit together for a 3 week period before reverting to their true form” for the past 25 years & counting.

“At minimum, replacement level” that means replacement level or better.

Your team has TWO at minimum, replacement level QBs. You’ll get back before the Bears or at least making waves. Not to mention you got Jerrah & Dan in division. That’s enough own dick shooting to keep you in the hunt for the next 20 years.

Celtic or any other team, in any other sport, hell, any profession for that matter. 

Perhaps; I wondered why “The Colonel” was the guy he used for his “X did Y and they didn’t get in trouble” whine like a fucking elementary school student.

Either way, its an obtuse disconnect of both the situation, his role in it, and quite frankly the reason he’s in “PR rehab” to begin with.

I hope they never put his…

And you still have more ethics training than their employees. So you rock on Ranger Rick of the financial world. 

Fun fact- Sanders was a (Kentucky) Colonel so there’s that.

He’s a CEO, entrepreneur who “pulled himself up by his bootstraps” sadly on that strength alone, I know multiple people have floated that idea to his overgrown frat boy mind.