Most of the former enforcers who died in a rash of overdoses and suicides in recent years...

2nd time writing this today: Fuck Tom Wilson

Teams have gotten smart enough to realize that a roster spot is better spent on a skilled player rather than one who has nothing to bring to the table besides physicality.

“It’s a concept so simple and delicious, I’m surprised it hasn’t been done before. In fact, I’m almost angry it hasn’t been done before.”

I baked bagels for the better part of a decade.

Trader Joe’s did not invent this. I have a container of everything bagel seasoning from McCormick.

Let’s please keep in mind the following:

Let’s whack a tooth or two out of your mouth and see your reaction. I’d bet the decline in your sick leave would be insufferable to watch.

What’s not mentioned in the post is that the tournament they are going to boycott is in the US, in Plymouth, Michigan. I’m particularly happy that they’re threatening to boycott a tournament in the US, because that will, hopefully, provide sufficient embarrassment to USAH.

Really? Of course bay leaves give flavor to a dish. They are the subtle difference in many soups and stews between OK and great.

Kinda OT (sorry), plain Cap’n Crunch makes great chicken breading!

Game Gear goes through AA batteries like there’s no tomorrow. Rechargeable NiMH were invented because of the EV-1 car, but I like to believe THIS was the reason.

Welcome back to “FUCK EGGS FRIDAY”, here on Skillet.

Does it actually sense the gumline receding, a hole in your teeth, bleeding, etc? Or is it just guessing based on your habits? Because I’m sure I need better dental cleaning habits for my gums’ sake, but I’ll laugh in the face of any app that tries to tell me I have a cavity forming.

Does it actually sense the gumline receding, a hole in your teeth, bleeding, etc? Or is it just guessing based on…

Nah, more of a turn-based tactics with positioning and grids and all that goodness. Plus you can play it for years. Also years.

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

Please. Sous Vide. An Emu Egg.

I’m A High School Student Looking For My First Ride! What Car Should I Buy?

Yeah but it has to GO into the bag, and that’s just an extra step between you and diabetes.

“when it isn’t cheese season” Ha, like that’s a thing that happens.