Wife and I were hauling a queen sized bed set on the roof of our Oldsmobile right after we moved to PA. It was night, we had the hazards going, both our phones plugged in, and radio on. Electrical system couldn’t handle it and fried the pigtail off the positive battery terminal. We ended up stuck in the middle of the…

well, except that you could be dead and still have the same probability of getting to drive/own one of these as when you’re alive.

twice doe

Congratulations, Mr. zerogarda, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Suzuki Samurai which this lovely lady will deliver in pristine condition.

He’s obviously new money...one does not drive the Rolls, one is chauffeured naturally. 

Funny how those who preach the genetic superiority of the white race seem to be the least ideal examples of that idea.

Spray Paint: The Working Man’s Napalm

Wait, somebody fired a shot at him and the cops didn’t intervene?!

Those are racists dressed in their make believe military clothes.

Congratulations, Mr. Margin Of Error, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an edgy and cool Scion which this lovely lady will deliver after she changes the tire.

a reminder to everyone: risk of death is 100 percent

I don’t give a fuck what science does or doesn’t prove. I’ll take 70 years of hamburgers, steaks, shrimp, barbecue, ribs, turkey bacon, and chicken sandwiches over 90 years of avocado toast and steamed cauliflower all damn day.

Later, at a bar:

Congratulations, Mr. ConStar, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an IDK car which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gives a shift.

You like basketball?

Congratulations, Mr. heavysquad, on COTD! I would like to award you with an IDK car which this lovely lady will deliver without running out of gas.

For me, the nerdiest car out there is the Nissan Pulsar NX. It’s like a Volvo 480 but with a -3 to durability, +1 to reliability, and a morphing modifier that allows it to shift classes at will.

Counterpoint. Our favorite nerd and his automobile.

“As soon as it cleared the platform, there was nothing for me to push off of. Very quickly I saw that we were both going down separately.”