a lot of stuff I ended up getting recently ended up being a lot smaller and cheaper than it looked online

There’s one of the latter near me, and it seemed to have no more toys than an average Wal-Mart. And of course, the Toys R Us was twice as expensive.

What I did in the state cases was medical, not sexual, but because of the porn I lost all credibility.

The corporations will save us!

Meanwhile, I burned a pair of underpants after eating Taco Bell.

“Hey kids ... are we going to start fucking, or what?”

On the other hand, for the people who just like watching them on TV, the next three episodes—at the Clippers, at the Warriors, at the Nuggets—might be pretty butt!

Does he wear the Barney suit during the sex?

Too busy treating our crabs.

He’s not a stubborn penis. He’s a stable penius.

“Don’t Make Me Wait” is also the name of Aziz Ansari’s first song.

Excellent? I dunno. He’s better than Ray Lewis, but excellent?

Close. It’s Keithby.

He’s an American ass.

I’m curious how this 5'2" dwarf became the public face of broadcast sports.

He’s the most aptly named public figure. He has the mentality of a child and the IQ of a rock.

You’ve dismissed two of my posts, you pansy. Explain yourself.

And holy shit!!, MegaBlastoise did not disappoint. That dipshit dismissed the very post I dared him to dismiss.

Plenty of idiot MRAs embraced the Matrix movies, does that mean liking The Matrix means I am keeping company with them?

MegaBlastoise already dismissed one of my posts calling him out. He’ll probably dismiss this one. This asshole is a troll who hates women and any men who aren’t white.