*knock knock*

And like Ted Bundy, Zac Efron once got five touchdowns in a single game.

Get the fuck out of here until you have salient argument, you POS.

You’re aware that the American Vernacular is based off the British one,

Oh, you were one of those Star Wars crybaby pissbois? Makes so much sense now. It stands to reason a crybaby pissboi would nurse a grudge.

Beta Troll

Put it away, Aziz!

That predates the Latinate numbering systems to the Gallic where they were, literally, counting using their fingers and toes.

He sucks.

Yeah, because that fits linguistic patterns of heavy French influence on American vernacular.

Anthony Burgess is spinning in his grave.

Probably once nuclear weaponry is outlawed worldwide.

Yeah, that I don’t get at all. How the fuck does Trump think anyone would ever believe that particular whopper. I’m 6'3", weigh 220 and wear 34" jeans. There’s no way that fat fuck is the same height as me and only 20 lbs heavier.

This has got to be the biggest get in Random Roles history, right?

Also this: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/17/us/politics/trump-physical-heart-health-cholesterol.html

It’s one thing to say “Your dad’s a piece a shit”, and quite another to say “If anyone asks, your dad touched your vagina every night for months”.

Also known as “The Donald Trump Maneuver”.

Being an adult in America doesn’t mean what it once did:

Rape jokes, folks.

How do these fuckwads get away with this shit for so long? Why on earth would anyone protect this sort of thing?