That sentence defuriated me.

Congrats. You restated the premise of the article without actually understanding that it was the premise of the article.

As a current Lotus owner who has marvelled at the parts found in his Elise (Rolls Royce, Jeep Cherokee, Peugoet 106, LTI London Taxi) it would not surprise me in the least if it actually *was* a Logitech Harmony remote.

Shocking win from Wout but MVDP is on another planet. So far in 2019 he’s won the world cyclocross championship, a major spring classic at Amstel Gold Race, and a MTB World Cup. 

*David Attenborough voice* “Distraught and powerless to help, the elder Caravan watches in agony as its young is sucked into the deep abyss of the pit.”

Eternal love for this game. It was released when I was 22 at a time when I had gotten my first real job and had a tiny apartment and zero money for anything other than rent and food. I was old enough to have gamed from the beginning (Atari 2600/Intellivision/Coleco/NES) and I remember playing through that opening…

Always

A thousand dollars for a stand.

You can say whatever you want about the quality of the writing of the final two seasons, but the visuals were groundbreaking. Like nothing I’ve ever seen on TV. I can’t wait to see what these guys do with a Star Wars IP.

These are gorgeous.

Drove from Wyoming to Philadelphia once single handed non-stop pausing only for gas on Coca Cola and cigars. Soo, Coca Cola and cigars.

Neigh.

Let’s go! Pedal through the metal!

The dullest series would be sending this thing off to ICON or another restoration place and then completing the drive with no drama. I’m ok with the “Jeep hoarder in his cold garage gluing rust together” angle. 

This is always my favorite time of year. The air is turning warm, the grass is turning green, I can put the top down on the convertible in the afternoons, and I get to read about David mad-dashing for the finish line on his way to Moab with some POS Jeep. Godspeed, David Tracy, never change.

I have had two Elite controllers break in that exact same manner. Both around the 6th month mark. Most of my friends who have had the controllers for more than 6 months have also run into this issue. I am still shocked that Microsoft has not addressed it whatsoever.

PLEASE BRING MORE ATTENTION TO THIS.

A handy mod for any PT Cruiser is 200 pounds of dynamite in the trunk and a lit fuse

Take your fucking star... damn you to hell and back.

The pepper spray budget alone would make your eyes water.

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.