This also brought up the (non?-) issue of having holiday products showing up in Canada before Remembrance Day—11 November, for all you ‘muricans. Someone on the Starbucks Canada Facebook page suggested that Starbucks ought to make a Remembrance Day themed cup. I replied with something simple like “why do you want to…

It’s fucking blue and black! Do not start with that shit again.

Job 5:31: and lo the Lord didst punish Job by forcing him to drink only the coffee left in the Starbucks at 9:00PM, and wouldst not allow him to have a fresh cup.

As an Anglican, I'm pretty fucking angry it isn't purple. Let's put Christ back into the Advent penitential season, people.

John 6:55

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

As a black student at the University of Missouri, I can't tell you how amazing it has been to see how the athletic department and students of all colors coming together for this.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

Not to brag or anything, but my half marathon yesterday was 23 minutes less than that, and I bet I also had a lot more chafing. So. Winning on both counts.

2:24?!

Its a nice change to see Kenyans and Ethiopians do well in this sport

You just have to sound confident, sneer and fling vicious comments at anyone who disagrees with you and put it on the internet. And then when whatever happens comes to light you can either double down or pretend you never said those things. Channel your inner Fiorina.

Lies! I studied economics in college, I use the internet and took at least 2 marketing classes so I know exactly what is going to happen in the future.

Yes, but can he copywrite the idea of torturing yourself in 105 degree heat while strangers spray you with sweat?

I need this in my life and I’m not even a “bag” person.

You take that shit back about Pitch Perfect. I won’t have it. I will not have it, sir.