It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

If all the presidential candidates jumped off a bridge... wait a minute. Lets go with that one...

Same. They’re great if I don’t want to spend hours in a salon.

I like Matt McGorry. I do. I find him entertaining to watch and I do appreciate how apt he is to take a stand and stick with it on social media. But.... there’s this tiny tinge of ...... I don’t know. Like he seems legit on the outside but....

...because it’s a place that cuts hair and she wants her hair cut?

Maybe a little off-topic, and maybe due to where I live, but WHY THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK (are we allowed to swear on here?) does it cost me, a woman, minimum $100+ for a very basic cut and color?

In the last month I have seen men at my pedicurist, in the changing room at a lingerie boutique, at my masseuse and at my exercise class. These spaces had previously been all female. And you know what, I couldn’t give less of a fuck. I’m there to get my massage or buy my control top panties, what do I care what other…

As a fairly butch woman if I can't get to the ttly judgeless haven of supercuts to buzz my hair, I always thought I could just go to a barber shop. Apparently I was wrong!

I hope she is still alive, but even if she is not, all I can say is, “Bravo and well done! I hope we learn your name one day.”

haha, no kidding! No, it’s just frustrating because of the incompetence, whether on Clinton’s part or the State Department itself. Honestly, that’s the frustrating thing. I’m sure she didn’t set the whole thing up herself and someone there should have stepped up and said something about her using her personal email.…

So she asked for what seems like a reasonable accommodation, got it, and things were fine. Then one of her coworkers complained, and she got fired.

I’m not saying you’re wrong, because let’s face it most politicians are shady as fuck assholes, but this irks me so much. Any joe-shmoe out there that has a security clearance on any level would get sanctioned hard for that. I’m talking prison time. Fuck, my family can’t (or thinks better of) even posting vacation…

We treat em the same as the men and they want special treatment because they’re women.

I have roughly the same interest in becoming a parent as mongooses have in hanging out with snakes but holy crap this guy.

Great. I’m crying and now I want an apricot. Thanks, Obama.

I’ll admit that one of the reasons I like fall is that it’s the season when stores decide they’ll carry clothes in my favorite colors and in the styles that look best on me. Also, there’s lovely plaid everywhere.

I said this below. I don't support him or Carly Fiorina. I DO however, think it bears pointing out that a couple candidates basically said hey, you may not like it, but you have to uphold it as a government employee. Or find another job. I think that's.... fine? I agree.

As a card carrying woman, I am obligated to say fall. Pumpkin season is coming.

I think anyone who loves summer would hate winter, and vice versa. (Clearly anyone who hates summer is a basement-dwelling-mouth-breathing-barbarian. Or someone that overheats easily.) But still, there’s glorious and abundant sunlight, the happy drug!

WORST = WINTER