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"If you had any compassion you'd let me kill myself." "I'm dialing 911." Wednesday was hard, but the guilt today is…

I've briefly considered printing my resume on one of those Hallmark cards that plays a tune: Baby Elephant Walk, but…

Models, douchebags, brahs things are terrible, yo. You, or worse Your Lady, might be getting fat, but not because of…

90210 meets Different Strokes w/Rebel Wilson as Molly Fosters —a young girl who has to fit into her new school, fit…

Sorry, intricate thank you note advice is what I seek, so feel free to skip. This feels a little Groupthinky, but I…

Well, it's been a little over an hour after DC's first legal 4:20. Morbidly Jolly gathered twenty of the first…

David is 20 and a motherfucking genius. He has turned his Shoppe of Photo into a fathouse mirror from which I cannot…

Look, fat people will tell you right away: every body hates fatties, and there's always some gadget or magic diet or…

Frequent Flier & Frmr. Sen. Sununu's is coming to make literal docile bodies. The power of history can't be…

The soft D vitamin in milk might help cure the soft D on your type 2 beetus man. It appears that, while being…

Let me tell you the straight dope. We. Have. Lost. The. War. On. Drugs. The Presidoesn't has a drone joy stick in…

Thanksgiving is about friends, family and getting toasted… nicely toasted. This is the recipe to get you…

What's good for the goose is good for the gamer, so I want to ratfuck this horrible "movement" so hard, you guys.…

If we really do want to open a fake fake abortion clinic we'll need to raise money. I believe that happens on these…

This is just some simple class jamming to fuck with people trying to steal the right to bodily autonomy from half of…

In 1967 in Philly, UPenn tortured a lot dogs. You see Martin Seligman and Steven Maier had an idea, "Let's rig up…

Olds and racists often say things like, "You made it all about race." Well, that's because America's racist history…

Let's play the brand new, totally serious app from Gawker Media: Kinja Kardashian Hollywood. Navigate Kinja to have…

You have to love some people's ability to just scam you. I mean, the sheer gall of these people: they brought their…