Normally, I'm Team Cake, all the way.

@emiloo: No. Pecan pie should *not* have caramel goo. Yes you need to eat better pecan pie. I'd offer some of my granny's but she only makes it twice a year and I had to steal one of them to take home with me at Thanksgiving. If I ever figure out her recipie, I'll let you know. She swears it's the recipie off the…

@sarasasa: It was much improved with a liberal application of undead hordes. Just sayin...

@BetteD: I just have to say that it's a damn good thing there were no frenchmen in the immediate vicinity when I watched this else my ovaries might ahve shanghied the poor bastards.

@Victoria Humak: It rips better long ways than it does width ways depending of course on your brand.

@cosmictuesday: That made me laugh so hard I snorted iced tea out my nose! Totally hearted for that.

@DarcyMcCarbomb: No...no waffle house? What do you eat when your drunk at four am?! Where are high school kids supposed to sit and drink endless coffee for hours on end while they think they're being aloof and hip? This is MADNESS.

@MagsCO: I'm partial to lady bits myself. That or business, which I picked up from a bunch of guys I used to hang with. It's equal opportunity, which is nice and covers anything that might be going on with your business, as it were.

Well see, Pink's problem is that she's at Ihop when we all know the place to be is the Waffle House. (Affectionatly known as the awful waffle round these parts.)

@Brenda Dickson's Vagine: Do I spot a Daria reference? Be still my fifteen year old self's heart!

@sarahj: NOt only would I sign up for that team, I'd make jerseys. Team Boozeshakes number 42 blazoned across the back.

@AnnieSaBu: I second the hearting. Just thinking about doing this makes me happy.

@Gnatalby: Good to know. I wasn't actually aware of the proper plural forms of any of those words. I feel smarter now!

Suddenly I really want to know the plural of cervix. Cervixes? Cervii?

@ladyM2000: Regarding Snow Flower...OMG! I love that book as well! I thought it was such a beautiful find, at wally world of all places! I'm all giddy now. Also, totally hearted for your excellent taste in literature.

Am I the only one who thinks this pic looks more like Marilyn Manson circa his sweet dreams remake? Yes? No?

@anteup: Totally hearted for that. Damn, now I have to go find all of my Cake albums....

As much as people may laugh and make fun; I love, love, *love* Gaultier.

@SavedByRocknRoll: Speaking of ability to stop time, does anyone else remember that show where the girls dad was like, an alien or something? And she could freeze time by touching her palms together then unfreeze it by touching her finger tips together? Anyone?

@twisted_martini: OKC rocks.